We had a good laugh about this thread yesterday.
Sencha Architect 2.0, the new product name for what was previously Ext/Sencha Designer was released as a GA product this morning.
When you launch Sencha Designer it should prompt you with a major update. Clicking the link, you should be able to download the Sencha Architect installer. Users who purchased Sencha Architect (or Sencha Designer Jan 1+) will be receiving emails with activation codes later today. Users who have not yet purchased Architect will receive a 30 day trial.
If you have purchased Architect and do not get an activation code in the next few days, contact firstname.lastname@example.org and we will take care of everything for you.